As I walked down the church aisle
The priest’s eyes lit up in a happy kinda style.
I have seen you not before
Goes to show we know not what is in store
For us, for only last night I was in grief
That people, far from turning over a new leaf
Have forgotten about the house of their Father:
These pews lay empty save when for Christmas they gather.
I hope that as the Lord guided you here
He will once again to all be dear.
Father, I interrupt, I believe in nobody in the sky
The only invisible power I seek is Wi-Fi
And I am truly sorry for disappointing you so
But I am only here for Pokémon Go.
The Gym Battles kinda suck, but I’ve registered 59 Pokémon in the Pokedex so far, and it’s been a happy time.